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A LIST OF THINGS FUNNIER THAN KEVIN JAMES

By / 12.16.08

If you caught The Ultimate Fighter finale on Saturday night like I did, you probably remember Joe Rogan interviewing Kevin James and his gay TapouT hat (way to go, fatass, you’re totally hardcore now) about his new movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop.  But unless you watched the Video Game Awards the other night, you were probably lucky enough to miss his turn as presenter.  The ensuing skit isn’t so much a comedy bit as it is a mashup of everything wrong with society.  Rampage Jackson comes out at the 3:10 mark and whiffs on the only chance to make this a success by not punching Kevin James really hard in the face.  Things that would’ve been fresher and funnier than this:

Bears riding horses [Adds Ufford: I bet they finished in the honey]
Kevin James getting hit with a pie
Kevin James smashing watermelons with a sledgehammer
Kevin James in blackface
Kevin James balancing spinning plates on sticks
Kevin James juggling on a unicycle
Kevin James vs. a tiger
Puppies dying
A brilliant scientist slowly succumbing to Alzheimer’s disease
ANYTHING.  ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

*brain aneurysm*

[Props: CagePotato]


TAGSkevin jamesPAUL BLART MALL COPrampage jacksonVIDEO GAME AWARDS

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