Question marks in the headline can mean only one thing: it’s time to prognosticate! If you came here for answers you’re in the wrong place, but isn’t guessing fun? Now, who wants to take a shot in the dark? Pew pew!
The Sun is a British tabloid, and thus half their stories are completely made up lies. Nonetheless, I couldn’t resist this one because it had an adorable picture of Mickey Rourke and his new pet chihuahua, Jaws at the top. Anyway, the Sun says that in addition to The Expendables, Sly Stallone is making Rambo V and wants Rourke to be in it.
“A source said: ‘It was weird seeing two movie tough guys sipping tea on the veranda [of the Four Seasons in L.A.]. They chatted about the Oscars then Sly begged Mickey to sign for Rambo V. Mickey said he was up for it.'”
I’m not sure Mickey Rourke needs to get roped into another one of Sly’s HGH-fueled, three-quarter life crisis films. How about just a documentary about Mickey Rourke and his dogs, with some Sarah McLachlan or emo piano in the background? Don’t even act like you wouldn’t cry the whole time.