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SHIA LABEOUF LOVES HIS NAKED HIPPIE MOM

By 05.05.09

In a recent interview, four-fingered Transformers star Shia LaBeouf recently described his mother as “the sexiest woman I know.  Biblically.”  Okay, so maybe I added that last part.

“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother,” he says. “She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”

According to the interview, which Star magazine says it obtained, while the “Transformers” star was growing up, his mother often liked to walk around the house naked, even when young LaBeouf’s young friends were over.

“All of them would just be naked around the house,” LaBeouf tells Playboy of his mom and her friends in the June issue. “That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there. You’ve got your little buds over, and Mom’s, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She’s in the middle of goddess-group time, where it’s literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another’s bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time.” [FoxSnooze]

To which the reporter responded “Dude… You know I’m recording this, right?”


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