Oh my gosh, you guys, Megan Fox is going to die in the next Transformers!1!! This is totally important news, because if Megan Fox dies, she can’t come back for Transformers 15! Whose leg would the robots hump then, WHOSE???
The bubbleheaded bombshell’s recent comments blasting Transformers director Michael Bay as tough to work for than “Hitler” [sic] — coupled with a scornful letter penned by members of the film’s crew, which slam Meg as an ungrateful brat — could cost the outspoken brunette her job in the upcoming third installment.
Movie industry insiders tell In Touch Weekly, Michael is considering writing Megan out of the series in a gory death scene in the first few frames of Transformers 3 and replacing with another gorgeous young actress.
“Michael’s pretty much discovered Megan and now he’s very quietly looking for her replacement,” the source spilled. “He hasn’t decided if he’s going to kill her off in the next movie, but he just wants to be prepared.” [popcrunch]
So there you have it: Michael Bay thought about killing off Megan Fox in the movie he’s not writing for which there’s still no script, said an anonymous entity to a sleazy tabloid. If only Walter Cronkite were still here to report this. But even if her character dies at the beginning of the movie, Shia LaBeouf could always go up to robot heaven* and convince Optimus Prime’s ancestors to tell Jesus to bring her back to life (robot ghosts are notorious for their Jesus connections) so that the robots can keep humping her. This is a film that implies robots reproduce sexually — “consistency” and “coherence” don’t seem that important. In fact, on a Michael Bay set, job one is “More tits!” Job two is “Make me a mocha with caramel sauce, lattes are for poor people!”
*This actually happened in Transformers 2