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BREAKING DAWN TO HAVE AN ALL-CG, TELEPATHIC VAMPIRE BABY

By / 01.12.10


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Breaking Dawn is the Twilight book that comes after New Moon, and if you’ve read t who really cares.  The funny part is them trying to explain how they plan to shoot this preposterous story.

The other challenge of course is Renesmee*, Bella’s half-vampire, half-human daughter who is able to read, talk, run and hunt despite being a toddler. [Producer Wyck] Godfrey says “It’s certainly going to be visual effects in some capacity along with an actor. I wouldn’t be surprised if it ends up being a full CG creation, but it also may be a human shot on a soundstage that then is used to shrink down.” [DarkHorizons]

Asked the reporter in a follow-up: “So you’re saying it’s either going to be an all-CG vampire baby like Jar-Jar Binks meets Ally McBeal, OR a full-grown adult shrunk down on a computer like Little Man?”  At which point Godfrey buried his face in his hands and his dog covered its eyes with its paws, sighing loudly.

*The white equivalent of black people naming their kids D’Brickashaw or Flozilla.
[Thanks to Burnsy for the comic, which looks like it came from the always awesome Superpoop]



TAGSABSTINENCE PARABLESBREAKING DAWNNEW MOONRENESMEESTEPHENIE MEYERSUMMITTwilightVAMPIRE BABIES

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