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By 03.25.10

Well it must be your lucky day, because we’ve got a new trailer for M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender.  It’s about some kid who’s the last heir to a once powerful order like Star Wars, who’s humanity’s only hope against an evil force like The Matrix.  He’s born with ancient markings on his skin like Waterworld, and if he can unite the other elements like Captain Planet and the Fifth Element, he might be able to deliver the world from evil like Lord of the Rings.  I’ve got two fingers crossed and the other eight up my ass.  My sources tell me that as soon as the makeup artist was finished painting tattoos on star Noah Ringer, he was dodging inappropriate advances from Sandra Bullock’s husband.  Haha, good one, Jay!


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TAGSBOOORINGLAST AIRBENDERMANNY SHYAMALAN

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