The latest from Onion News — rumor that Gwyneth Paltrow gets punched in Iron Man 2 takes anticipation for the movie to a whole new level. Hey, you can’t go wrong with wishful thinking about Gwyneth Paltrow getting punched.
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- Five ways social networks and their users butt heads. Ha, buttheads. |Uproxx|
- Wanna see Iron Man beat up Hugh Grant? Of course you do. |
- New dating show, “Baggage” set to premiere, narrowly beating out “Daddy Issues” and “Smelly Genitals.” |WarmingGlow|
- The top 29 cities to live in. I just know Fresno finally made the list this year… |AskMen|
- 22 pictures of cats eating cheeseburgers and cats wearing cheeseburgers. |Urlesque|
- Some skank is trying to date Jeremy Shockey, on purpose. |Asylum|
- Cosplay pictures from C2E2 in Chicago. |ComicsAlliance|
- The black viking goes to the AVN Awards. |DoubleViking|
- Drunk girl goes cliff diving. You know who’s probably happy about this? Cliff. Waka waka waka! |CollegeHumor|
- A tribute to Frederick J. Krueger. |Gunaxin|
- Lindsay Lohan owes $600,000 in credit card debt. Poor thing. |Fark|
- An iPhone 4G??? ZOMG! |HolyTaco|
- The updated actuals from this weekend have Kick-Ass beating How to Train Your Dragon for the #1 spot, though it still underperformed, like my penis. |ScreenJunkies|
Pictured: 100 years ago, this guy was so fat he was a sideshow freak. Today, he’s considered an average movie blogger. |via Neatorama|
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