The Company Men played to largely positive reviews at Sundance (I couldn’t get in so I saw Winter’s Bone instead, which was probably better anyway), and The Weinstein Company finally released a trailer. From the looks of it, ol’ Ben Affleck’s gettin’ downsized. One day he’s all, “Eh Tawmmy Lee Jones, check me out, I shawt an eighty fo-ah this mawnin. It’s my new cawss rekid!” But then his boss is all like, “Sorry, Bawbby, ya fackin’ fiyuhd ovah heah. No offense a nuttin. We been makin’ some hahd fackin’ cutbacks in these pahts. “
And then Ben Affleck is all like, “Oh gawd, I lost my fackin’ jawb? I’m such a losah! I wish I could stawp cryin’ like so much of a queah! Now I’m gonna hafta go be a cahpentah wit’ Kevin Costnah, my wife’s fackin’ hahd on brothah. Hey, what’s goin’ on, is my accent gettin’ thickah ova heah?” And then BOOM! the tagline:
“In America we give our lives to our jobs. This fall… it’s time to take them back.”
“Hey, jawb: ya think ya bettah den me? Yoah retahded. I’ll downsize ya mothah. I’m fackin’ Ben Affleck, how ya like them apples? GO SAWX.”
I want more like this!
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