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Natalie Portman’s Sexy Sex Comedy about Sexy Sex

By / 11.12.10

Ribald. Raunchy. Racy. Sex.  These are just some of the adjectives being thrown around about a comedy script co-written by Natalie Portman (seen above in Black Swan).  At this point, it’s hard to tell whether it’s coming to theaters or whether you’ll just have to watch it through a peep-hole at summer camp.  (There’s so much wool in there you could knit a sweater!)

For the past few weeks, Portman and college friend Laura Moses have been shopping to Hollywood studios a ribald comedy that they have written, said two studio executives who’ve read the script.
The project, called “BYO” (for Bring Your Own), concerns two very different twentysomething women who, after finding themselves unlucky in love, decide to throw a party to which each female attendee brings an eligible bachelor. The executives who’ve read the script describe it as a female-themed “Superbad.”
Portman would star as one of the female leads and produce the movie, and the studio executives said they’d been told Anne Hathaway has expressed interest in the second lead role. [LATimes]

Oh yeah, I’m sure this’ll be hilarious:

“Hey, N Port, you got a date for tomorrow night?”

“No dice, Annie Hats, looks like I got stood up again,” (*kicks can*).

“Aw, shucks, me too.  You know, sometimes I wonder if a couple perky-jugged sexpots like us can ever catch a dickin’ in this town.  But hey, at least we got each other, right pal?” (*tweaks Portman’s nipple*)

“Hey! Don’t get fresh with me, sister.  Two can play that game!” (*dumps water out on Hathaway’s white shirt*)

“You ruined my shirt! Time to return the favor.” (*she tears off Portman’s tube top*)

(*they both collapse on each other, heaving and giggling, fondling and kissing*)

“That was too fun, but now you’re all dirty.  Let’s hit the shower.”

That’s how I like to imagine it anyway.


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