…out of clay. Thanks, HGH! But in all seriousness, the guy looks pretty good for 62. Of course, I haven’t seen his balls. I also recommend trying not to think about the fact that a 62-year-old man shaved his chest, oiled up, flexed, took a picture, and sent it to Harry Knowles.
Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.