08.28.07 10 years ago 9 Comments

It ain't exactly Britney or Freckletits flashing their chatch, but Justice League rumors are what pass for hot gossip around here.

The latest from IESB is that it's not going to be shot all in creepy motion-capture CGI, as earlier rumored, just partly in motion-capture, like most other movies. 

And despite official denials from most of the people involved, they also claim Tom Welling, the dude from Smallville, is going to play Superman.  Personally, I don't have a preference between him or Brandon Routh. They're both fairly gay looking and sort of annoyingly handsome and they both have that asexual (award-winning) Ryan Seacrest quality that gives you the feeling they look like Ken dolls down there.  Christian Bale's still out as Batman, but nobody seems to know who's in.   

At this point, I think JLA should be a made-for-television movie that premieres on the Who Gives a Shit Channel.  Meanwhile, I'm going to try not to slip in Clearasil on my way back to something interesting.  Wish me luck! 

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