NEW OLD G.I. JOE GARBAGE

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12.16.08 18 Comments

Dismissive wank hand added for… uh… scale.

I think I already posted buttcam versions of these posters before, but now Filmz.ru has posted scanned copies.  As you can see, they’re all in black and white except for tiny, unimportant details highlighted in red.  I know what you’re thinking: maybe the details aren’t unimportant.  Maybe they’re clues for something really cool like titties or unicorns or lazer-sporting 10-dicked walri.  And to that I say this is a Stephen Sommers G.I. Joe movie with Marlon Wayans in it.  If you put any thought into it at all, you’ll probably be the only one.  The real question for me is when did Channing Tatum turn into Corey Haim?

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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