Even in these days of Paris Hilton, teenage girls are only so good at whoring themselves out on their own. Luckily, MTV is always there to lend a helping camera. And this season, The Real Orange County: America's Fakest County, is moving up the coast, from Laguna to Newport. The show will be called Newport Harbor: The Real Orange County, reflecting both the new city and the continued celebration of ignorance, because last time I checked the town was called Newport Beach.
The show originally made headlines four seasons ago for being the first semi-scripted collection of vacuous whores and personality-free douchebags that didn't have Jeremy Piven to spout catchphrases every few episodes.
Expect: Drama! Intrigue! Sullen looks! Relationship talks! Teenage heart-to-hearts!
Ten bucks says at least three of these chicks have implants by the time the last episode airs.