09.25.07 10 years ago 23 Comments

By now you’ve perhaps heard the news that John McTiernan, director of Die Hard, Die Hard with a Vengeance, Predator, and The Hunt for Red October, among others, was sentence to four months in federal prison today for perjory involving testimony in the Anthony Pellicano case.

If you want the rest of the story, hey, call up those beer nursing pussie at CNN.  Around these parts we use serious news as an excuse to post a clip of Jesse Ventura using the phrase "Slack-jawed faggots" to describe people who don’t chew tobacco.  That’s right, kids, he was a governor! (of Minnesota, but still). 

God I love America.  

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