Seeing as how there are more trailers than I can shake my dick at out there today, I thought I’d combine them into one convenient post. Enjoy.
Last Chance Harvey (above) stars Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson in your basic old-people-falling-in-love movie, which is at least 80% less icky than usual because Richard Gere’s not in it. Anyway, remember, it’s never to late to open your heart. Just don’t make out in public, that’s gross.
My Bloody Valentine: “Nothing says date movie like a 3-D ride to hell.” Um, what? Might I suggest a date with an English teacher.
Midnight Movie: “A midnight showing of an early 1970’s horror movie turns to chaos when the Killer from the movie comes out of the film to attack those in the theater.” – Imagine how shitty a movie has to be for people to watch the trailer and think, “I liked this better when it was called Last Action Hero.”
New international trailer for The International. What if your bank, was trying to kill you? Somehow in the current economic crisis this just doesn’t seem that scary. I mean, Clive Owen can clearly afford an uzi, how bad could it be?