UPDATE: Yahoo just posted the full trailer, which I’ve included above.
Here’s the new teaser for Toy Story 3, even though I don’t really care. Out of all of Pixar’s movies, this one just seems like the one that least needed a sequel. Anyway, it’s still Pixar, so I’m sure it can’t be too bad if you just need something to entertain your dumb wiener kids for a few hours. Still, I think I’d rather see some kind of neo-noir called Sex Toy Story.
RABBIT VIBRATOR: *running in circles* Oh boy oh boy oh boy, it’s Friday night! Don’t you guys just love Friday nights?
GRIZZLED OLD SCUZZ-COVERED BUTT PLUG walks up smoking a cigarette.
GOSCBUP: *sigh* Kid, when ya get to be my age, Friday’s ain’t nuttin but an unwelcome reminduh of a head fulla bad memories. *takes drag* Oh da tings I seen… *shudders, hacks up phlegm*
FRENCH TICKLER: Teepical lazee Americaain. I long for za day when carpet were long and Fronch teeckeler ruled zee bedroom!
ANAL BEADS: EVERYBODY QUIET! We have to spin around 17 times and count to 112 or else it’ll be a terrible night and you’ve interrupted our counting!
THAI BOY jumps out of closet
THAI BOY: SUPPLIES!
Get it? Because the beads are anal? Yeah, yeah, I know where the corner is.
Okay, so it turns out this was already a Mad TV sketch. I’m gonna go kill myself now.