After the jump, I’ve got the trailer for The Debt, starring Sam Worthington, Tom Wilkinson, and Helen Mirren, from Shakespeare in Love director John Madden, co-written by Kick-Ass writers Matthew Vaughn and Jane Goldman. The plot is that in 1965, three Mossad agents head to Europe to track down a Nazi war criminal, “the surgeon of Birkenau”, who probably performed lots of Human Centipede experiments, as Germans are wont to do.
I was all set to say, “Hey, isn’t this just like Munich?” when BOOM! Jessica Chastain takes Dr. Nazi down to beatdown town by distracting him with her glistening labes during a routine pelvic exam. Whoa! I had a dude try to pull that against me in a Jiu-Jitsu tournament, which is clearly against the rules, but I digress. Point is, The Debt looks pretty sweet (opens December 29th). Watching the trailer at home, Mel Gibson reportedly shouted, “LOOK OUT, DOC, THAT JEW CLAM AIN’T KOSHER, SOOWEEE SOOOWEEE!!!”