Batman V Superman has debuted its final trailer, which will likely be running ahead of Deadpool this weekend, and it’s full of fun stuff and new footage. So, let’s break it down, shall we?
Batman vs Superman? More like Batman: Midlife Crises.
Here’s what this trailer would sound like once they add the voice over:
“BATMAN! He’s the dude who wants to fight Superman because he’s middle aged and crazy. But you don’t care that he wants to fight a guy who is helping thousands of people because he’s BATMAN! Watch BATMAN! as he bangs Wonderwoman. Why? Because Wonder Woman is hot and can only be tamed by an alpha male. Who’s that ALPH? It’s BATMAN! Sure there’s no evidence that Superman is weakened by kryptonite, but that doesn’t matter, because BATMAN! figures it out. Why? Are you dense? Are you retarded? IT’S BECAUSE HE’S THE GOD DAMN BATMAN! This film also features some boy scout who you don’t care about. But f*ck him and his morals, this movie has BATMAN! in it.”
I went from pumped up about this film to pretty, pretty nervous about it.
The batman wonder-woman relationship is as old as batman himself in this movie. She’s an amazon so an alpha male is the only type that can ‘tame’ her. No skinny jeans allowed.
Maybe I’ve followed this too closely, but I went from really excited to see this movie, to waiting until I can rent it. It just feels like a jumbled mess of scenes from previous Batman and Superman movies with some Wonder Woman thrown in. Seems like they really overplayed their hand with their trailer strategy.
You think somebody, somewhere would just turn a goddamn light on.
“it’s been all about skulking in the shadows or well-timed backfists.”
Looks pretty clear to me.
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Only Lex Luthor looks like a fumble here. The rest of the movie looks like a blast.
This is the only trailer they needed. If they had given some snippets and then this I would have been perfectly excited. That last trailer pissed me off.
How can you not get fired up watching him choke slam a guy and throw another guy into a wall. That was pretty awesome visually
and then they fuck.