Our Final Verdict On Chipotle’s Much-Despised Queso

Managing Editor, Life
09.25.17 8 Comments

This is how it goes for Chipotle these days: You spend years refusing to make queso, because you can’t do it in a way that feels consistent with your stated mission; you finally announce that you’ve cracked the recipe, trumpeting your success as if you’ve unlocked the secrets of the Voynich Manuscript; you roll out the queso across all stores, at a time when you need a hit; a bunch of people on Twitter with 12 followers each drag your new concoction so hard that food outlets collect and publish their burns; and, as a result, your company stock plummets yet again.

All of this, over queso. Cheese dip. A food so globally beloved that even Ted Cruz’s gross ode to the stuff couldn’t ruin it (though… almost), and yet so simple that the recipe on the back of Velveeta boxes is the benchmark by which all other iterations of the dish are measured.

That’s the power of melted cheese: Make us sick with eColi and you can bounce back, feed us queso we don’t like and you’re f*cking dead. That’s hardly an exaggeration — the dip is already being blamed with ruining the brand’s latest attempt to reclaim consumer loyalty. On Friday, Chief Marketing Officer Mark Crumpacker swiftly issued an internal memo, assuring Chipotle team members, essentially, “Haters gonna hate.”

“The formal research we conducted prior to rolling out queso nationally showed very different results than what you might assume if you only looked at comments on social media,” Crumpacker wrote in the document (obtained by Bloomberg). “The decision to move forward with the launch was based not on social media comments, but instead on in-depth research and the sales impact in the test markets.”

His comments give rise to two questions: 1) Have Twitter users — with their diverse palates, extreme takes on literally everything, and unverified food knowledge — gained too much food-rating power? and 2) Who’s right about the queso’s quality, the Tweeters or the rich corporate dude whose job depends on it?

The answer to the first question is “Probably, yes, but businesses will just have to adjust.” In order to answer the second question, we decided to try the queso for ourselves and come to something approaching a final verdict.

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Quesoooooohhh or QuesoooooohhhhNOOOOOOO? That is the question.

For this test, we ordered the queso two ways: Inside a barbacoa burrito, and as a dip with flour tortillas. The tortilla-instead-of-chips move was deliberate. Chipotle’s chips are pretty much just dehydrated lime wedges, and citrus and cheese rarely mix well. The acidic flavor of these chips wouldn’t play nicely with any sort of queso, so we skipped them all together.

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