We all know the scary stories: I, Robot; Robocop; Terminator. The machines are poised to take over the world and bring the human race to its knees. Recently, Google company Boston Dynamics added to the potential paranoia when they released new footage of their remarkable humanoid robot. Named like a child of Gwyneth Paltrow, Atlas has the potential to inspire fear of human enslavement in the hearts and minds of conspiracy theorists and sci-fi fans everywhere.
But, the one thing it should actually do for everyone is trigger a little bit of self-loathing because, truly, this robot is living your best life. Next time you feel a sense of superiority because all your manual labor will soon be done by a robot, you might want to consider the following ways that the robot is superior to you and slow your roll.