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Where Do We Sign Up To Be Dry-Humped On Stage By Rihanna?

By / 06.06.11

You know, I was just thinking the other day how the big arena concerts I’ve recently attended have been sort of “blah.” It got me to thinking, “Gee, I wonder what could make such a thing a better fan experience?” since it appears as though I’m sort of over the pyrotechnics, the surprise high-wire entrances, etc. And the first thing I thought of was how cool it would be to be dry-humped by a performer on stage in front of thousands of people. I mean, wouldn’t that make the concert-going experience so much more fun and memorable?

With that said, Rihanna must be a FREAKING MIND-READER because that’s exactly what she did with a lucky lady fan in Baltimore on Friday night! She dispatched her beefy man-servants into the crowd to bring her back something to hump and she gave that girl a real good humping, something I hope more artists consider incorporating into their performances. This is a trend worth trending, I think. Let the record show that we here at Uproxx are pro-lap dance dry humping! After all, this is America, dammit!


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