Zappos.com Vs. Kanye West Is The ‘Sh*ttiest’ Feud Of All-Time

If something’s sh*tty, OF COURSE Bret Easton Ellis is involved. The American Psycho author has a (presumably insufferable) new podcast and his first guest was Kanye West, who explained, “I got into this giant argument with the head of Zappos.com that he’s trying to tell me what I need to focus on…Meanwhile, he sells all this sh*t product to everybody, his whole thing is based off of selling sh*t product.” Unlike his wife’s line of non-sh*tty stain-free leopard print bedsheets for Kmart, probably. Anyway, here’s how Zappos responded to the burn:

Interested in buying sh-t product? You’ve come to the right place! Here at Zappos.com, we happily sell sh-t products to everybody! This is the throne, everyone has been watching. Whether you’re #1 or #2, your clique will show no mercy, even in Paris.

There are no losers in this battle between an egotistical rapper and an online shoe store.

(via Getty Image, via Zappos)