Can’t a girl set her makeup gun to “whore” in peace anymore? Pretentious art-school chameleon Lady Gaga is currently engaged in a war of words with gossip blogger Perez Hilton, words like “Katy Perry,” “KARMA,” and “jizz-stained face,” probably. Last Friday, Gaga revealed that she and Hilton were no longer friends because, “Still have the text Perez sent me of me in a wheelchair w the words KARMA written across + Madonna pointing a gun at me. Day of my accident,” and five minutes (and millions of angry Monsters tweets) later, “Please monsters do not be affected by someone like this NOTHING merits this kind of hatred. Im ok & I always survive. Just Dance.”
Then, fueled by Hilton’s preference of Katy Perry’s “Roar” over her “Applause,” which is like choosing RC Cola over a white can simply marked SODA, Gaga wrote the following on Twitter, which has since been deleted.
@perezhilton STAY AWAY FROM ME + MY FAMILY YOU ARE SICK TRYING TO RENT AN APARTMENT IN MY BUILDING TO STALK ME. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!”
“DO I NEED TO BE SHOT IT IN THE HEAD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT HARASSES ME HAS GONE TOO FAR? IM A HUMAN BEING.”
My heart hurts that my former very good friend Lady GaGa, a person I used to call my “wifey” and traveled the world with, is making very public and very untrue allegations about me on Twitter. While it is still too painful for me to go into detail about why I chose to no longer make her a part of my life, I will say that I am a critic and not a stalker. Any allegation that I am stalking her is utterly false, defamatory and now appear to be putting me in danger. I will continue to be a critic — in a way that is not mean or involves name-calling, and I will continue to have an opinion and talk about music and songs, like GaGa’s “Applause.” As the suggestion that I pose a danger to GaGa is preposterous, if fans want to send a message of support to her, they should buy her music. (Via)
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Gaga also released the music video for “Applause” this morning. This is all you need to know.