The ‘Black Friday Totally Sucks’ Song Should Be America’s Anthem Today

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11.28.14

There should more songs about Black Friday sucking. Why aren’t there more songs about Black Friday? Why aren’t more of America’s crooners lamenting the fact that Black Friday is a thing that exists? Bob Dylan would have been all over this in his heyday! Regardless, this guy, Brett Newski, is here to save the day.

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