Page Six + O.J. Simpson + Anna Nicole Simpson = Too. Much. Information.
When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men claimed to be the father of her baby girl, Dannielynn, the double-murder acquittee "said he was throwing his hat into the ring," [Simpson videographer] Norm Pardo told Page Six… "He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father." Simpson and Smith were castmates in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994), and Anna Nicole was certainly O.J.'s type… Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas, also joked to Pardo, "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money – or the baby herself." Goldman – the father of Ron Goldman, who was killed with Nicole – has been the most relentless in pursuing damages over the murders in civil court.
Man, is it just me, or do jokes about your murder victims' parents never get old? Comedic gold every time. At least as funny as slow-moving sperm.