This amazing hockey fight between Scott Niedermayer ("Niedermayer!") and some ugly chick named Valeri happened like a month ago, but I just saw it on the Postmen, and there are some important lessons to be learned here:
- Ladies, remember: your sweater is a weapon. Take it off when you're in peril. Or any time, really.
Actually, I guess that's the only lesson I came up with. But it's still a good learning point for the three women who read this blog (well, two: I don't count my mom). Anyway, gals, it's important that you make that a conditioned response to danger, so start taking your shirts off. You need to ingrain that in your muscle memory if you want to survive.
(Oh man, if this works I'm a genius– wait. Did I just type that out loud?)
UPDATE: A couple months old, five years old. Pretty much the same thing.