Just when you think the scandals in cycling can't get any more ridiculous, a British man has been accused of having sex with a bicycle.
Already the media is trying to frame this guy as some sort of weirdo, but let's not forget that the bike is an inherently sexual creature. You can't go out on the town dressed like that and expect nothing to happen. Just look at how loose that chain is, fer chrissakes! That bike was asking for it. Slut.
I want more like this!
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