Grizzlies rookie Mike Conley Jr (who I guess is now going by Michael Conley?) posted this video on his Yardbarker blog, and if you think I'm going to stoop to make some stupid joke about how good he is at handling two balls, then thank you, because you must read this site every day. Testicles are often called "balls"! Tee hee hee!
Of course, Mike Conley played with Greg Oden at Ohio State, and I just want to say to all the Buckeye fans that I really enjoyed watching them play together. That's because my frontal lobe is developed sufficiently enough for me to differentiate between the team playing and the people supporting it. But I don't expect everyone to understand that.