Awww, how sad. Yankees fans are upset that their manager of the last decade is leaving. Hey buddy, here's another verse for you: "Joe, Joe / I always bring up our 26 championships / I call opposing fans 'faggot' in Yankee Stadium / I'm a big reason the rest of the country hates New York City / Don't go, Joe." I guess that doesn't quite rhyme, but I'm still working out some of the specifics.
As you can see, I'm pretty fucking broken up about it, too.
I want more like this!
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