The image on the left is the back of Eva Longoria's neck, which now sports a tattoo of the word "nine," presumably because husband Tony Longoria wears that jersey number for the Spurs. On the right is MMA fighter Melvin Costa, who also has what I assume is a Tony Parker tattoo on his stomach, where it reads, "I have a small penis." That's the tattoo right below the German eagle atop the swastika (Parteiadler), in case you're having trouble identifying it.
So what's worse? A small, vague association with Tony Parker, or a blaring public admission of small genitalia and alignment with the Nazi Party any time you take off your shirt?
Yeah, I can't really decide. I'll have to get back to you on this one.