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By 01.24.08

The image on the left is the back of Eva Longoria's neck, which now sports a tattoo of the word "nine," presumably because husband Tony Longoria wears that jersey number for the Spurs.  On the right is MMA fighter Melvin Costa, who also has what I assume is a Tony Parker tattoo on his stomach, where it reads, "I have a small penis."  That's the tattoo right below the German eagle atop the swastika (Parteiadler), in case you're having trouble identifying it.

So what's worse?  A small, vague association with Tony Parker, or a blaring public admission of small genitalia and alignment with the Nazi Party any time you take off your shirt? 

Yeah, I can't really decide.  I'll have to get back to you on this one.


TOPICS#NBA
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