…unless you play for Duke, and then you can get away with whatever you want, provided the local DA doesn’t get involved. And this isn’t a technicality like LeBron’s crabs dribble. This is like an AIDS dribble. Yeah, I know “crab dribble” is singular. Just let it go before I start doing math again. Oh, and when you’re putting together a Youtube of pirated video and you want to use text, try to do it in a font that doesn’t look like your mother’s handwriting. That bugs the shit out of me.