This undated photo of members of the ASU volleyball team comes via creepy yet efficient Don Chavez, and from it we can draw a stunning revelation: some undergraduate college students may imbibe alcohol. If you can call Sour Apple Pucker alcohol.
Ever the inquisitive gumshoe, I went looking for the ASU volleyball roster to try to determine if these are current members of the team or former members or just random girls who happen to be decked out in ASU volleyball gear. And after a lot of clicking back and forth and careful examination, the answer to whether they’re on the team is a resounding maybe. I dunno. Some of ’em look like matches, but they do things like hold their heads at different angles and wear their hair in different ways, so it’s hard to tell. And of course all white girls look the same.
Anyway. It’s hard to get riled up about some ASU coeds drinking when Matt Leinart’s not involved.