So a Chinese basketball player and a Brazilian basketball player walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, “What’ll ya have?” The Chinese guy says, “I’d like a beer, but please make it a Chinese beer.” So the bartender pours him a beer, and it is in fact a Chinese beer. Then the Brazilian says, “I’m thirsty, too. Could I get something Brazilian, then?” And then the bartender dumps a bunch of hot wax on his balls.
Okay, so the joke wasn’t very good, but this video of China and Brazil fighting on a basketball court is pretty awesome. Hi ya! Come back tomorrow and I’ll tell you the one about the whorehouse and the Chilean miners. img via ChinaSmack.