He's got Greenberg's mic skills and Karros' hair. It really doesn't get any better than that, folks. -JE
Now if only we could get Kirstie Alley circa 1985 to replace Linda Kohn.
He looks like a Kiki Vanderway and Mel kiper Jr. love child.
You've lost me Skeeter. Does this mean I'll have to put up with Danson's chiseled good looks and golf-ball white dome when I watch SportsCenter?
Wait. I don't watch SportsCenter. Fuck 'em then.
The dummy's better than Theisman.
So does that mean he's going to show up to Stuart Scott's birthday party in "Blackface".
I'd rather fuck Rhea Pearlman than watch that video again.
Ted Striker, admit it. You would let her climb on. You could spin her like a top!
Gary's Old Town Tavern will only feature FOX Sports and Comcast from now on.
Speaking of Boston history, somebody better tell Simmons that it was Lady Bird who died yesterday, before he jumps out a window or something.
WAS, do not make me visualize Carla as a spinner ever again. I beg thee.
G.O.B. thinks Sam Malone needs work.
@MaxwellDemon: The guys at BarstoolSports already posted that they get freaked out everytime they turn on the news.
Man, that was about as wrong as two boys fucking…..
I hear Sam Malone's been to 30 Run DMC concerts.
Ted, I'd rather fuck Jeff Pearlman than watch that video again.