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USA Today has a glowing feature on Angels manager Mike Scioscia today — does USA Today do anything but glowing features? — and the former Dodgers catcher deflects his immense success with hearty doses of self-deprecation… And hearty doses of gravy! Fatty!
"I don't wear my World Series rings anymore," says Scioscia, who actually proposed to Anne, his wife of 23 years, over a drive-through dinner at In-N-Out Burger. "I'm too fat. They don't fit."
Awww, give the lardass a break. He deserves to treat himself after recovering from radiation sickness.