When the Chief is here, all you get is young, sexy, high school pole vaulters, but when I'm here, you get:
They shouldn't be allowed to be land on a pad anyway. If a pole vaulter had to think twice about raising the bar because the subsequent fall may injure his/her life or limb, it would make this sport infinitely more exciting. And I think it's about time we have more posthumous medals awarded at the Olympics. (2 Indulgences to Simon On Sports for the tip.) -KD
Come back tomorrow for the witty, urbane humor of the handsome J.E. Skeets – remember to send your sexy tips to him at email@example.com on Thursday and Friday. I'm off to do my court-ordered community service. Hey, don't judge me – if they didn't want that statue of St. Teresa of Avila befouled, they shouldn't have left the sacramental wine out in the open.