Toss Your Girlfriend Off A Rooftop

By: 12.09.10  •  14 Comments
In Russia, it’s totally acceptable to dump your girlfriend…from fifteen stories up. Honestly, I have no idea if this is Russia or not, but let’s say that it is. I can barely count to three in English, so this could be one of those 97 countries where it snows all the time and white people are so bored that they’re tossing their ladyfolk over rooftops instead of fornicating with them. You have to nail that down while they’re young, because after they turn 40, they all look like men. That’s a fact. Just ask my dad. Er, um, I mean my mom.

Video after the jump. I won’t ruin the ending for you. That’s a dick thing to do, especially when you consider that Don Draper sleeps with Peggy Olsen and Dexter actually kills Julia Stiles with his sister’s gun.

Whoops! Via Sharapova’s Thigh.

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