What to watch for in this weekend's biggest match-ups. Home team in ALL CAPS.
Steelers over PATRIOTS — Oh sure, I could use my jinx to end the Pats' perfect season, but I'd rather torture KSK's resident Steeler fan Christmas Ape. Mwahahahaha! (Follow the game of the week by playing this drinking game).
ITALIAN WEATHER GIRLS over Al Roker — Many thanks to the wonder that is Da Wiz of Odds. If you skip that link, you don't know what you're missing.
RANDOM HOT CHICKS over Related Photos — What does sexy farm hand Evelina have to do with the Weekend Picks? Nothing at all. If this is a problem, please direct your complaints to the comments.
Brock Berlin over MARC BULGER — The Rams have an awesome QB situation. With Bulger potentially out, never-played-before Berlin could get the start. Gus Frerotte, who can hand off but not throw, would be the emergency QB. I'm not making this up. But hey, they signed Todd Bouman!
WARRIORS over Heat — Red-hot Dubs are gonna destroy Fat Shaq & the Oldies on what I wish was TNT's late game tonight.
There goes another week. Be safe this weekend, and check in with KD when you're not refreshing your fantasy football homepage. See ya Monday.