Armond White Has Been Kicked Out Of The New York Film Critics Circle

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Three-time NYFCC Chairman was expelled from the NYFCC in an emergency vote this morning.


NYFCC Calls ‘Emergency Meeting’ To Deal With Armond White, Who Calls It ‘Communist’

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The New York Film Critics Circle says their event was "ruined" by Armond White's heckling. White, in turn, calls their emergency meeting "Communist."


Armond White Heckled A Filmmaker At An Awards Show (Again)

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Armond White is in trouble for heckling again, this time for calling '12 Years a Slave' director Steve McQueen a garbage man.


Of course Armond White loved Grown Ups 2

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Grown Ups 2 was <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/07/grown-ups-2-0-percent-on-rotten-tomatoes" target="_blank">pitching a Bucky Larson</a> for a hot minute there, and the whole time I was hoping our pal Armond White would kick down the door and pop a squat over the nerds' punch bowl, as he's so brilliantly fond of doing.


Armond White calls everyone nerds and explains how Ebert ruined everything

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It's been a while since we last checked in with Armond White, everyone's favorite vociferant contemptularian, and three-time exalted cyclops of the Bull Moose Moving Picture Society of the 1934 World's Fair.


Frotcast 135: Django, Djodie Foster, & Killer Joe with Alison Stevenson

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Listen on the player above, or <a href="http://filmdrunk.podbean.com/mf/web/5uqjt8/Filmdrunk135.mp3" target="_blank">download this week's episode as an mp3 here</a> (right-click, "save as.


Armond White heckled Michael Moore because of course

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As mentioned in the previous post, the New York Film Critics Circle had their awards ceremony this week, and as a three-time former chairman of the circle, our favorite old curmudgeonarion thesaurasaurus Armond White was in the audience.


Today in Armond White: Why Crystal Skull is better than Raiders of the Lost Ark

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I've often said that it's unfair to call <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armond_White" target="_blank">Armond White</a>, the venerefficent curmudgeonarianist and three-time chair of the Bull Moose Moving Picture Appreciation Society of the 1934 World's Fair, a contrarian.

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Classic Armond White: Praising Resident Evil by bashing Scorsese, The Master

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I've said this before and I'll say it again, it's unfair and reductive to call <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/armond-white" target="_blank">Armond White</a> "a troll.


My favorite line of Armond White's 'Safe' review

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While it looks like we'll be waiting in vain for his review of The Raven, Armond White, our favorite thesaurificant cantankeramous of the venerable Bull Moose Moving Picture Appreciation Society of the 1936 World Fair, <a href="http://cityarts.info/2012/04/25/stealing-statham%E2%80%99s-style/" target="_blank">did review Safe</a>, the film about Jason Statham protecting a small Asian girl by punching everyone in the face.


Armond White’s Chronicle review is a masterpiece of Armond Whitishness

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The character Max in Chronicle is fond of quoting philosophers, which I found sort of obnoxious (he felt like the least fleshed-out character), but leave it to Armond White to take the ball and run with it.


Armond White gets asked about FilmDrunk

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Deep down, I always knew this day would come.


Frotcast 82: The Artist, MANswers, Joe King’s movie pitches

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Listen on the player above, or <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/filmdrunk82.mp3" target="_blank">download this week's episode as an mp3 here</a> (right-click, "save as.


Armond White heckled, called Hoberman ‘a jackass’ at NYFCC Awards

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Last year's awards ceremony for the New York Film Critics Circle (or as we like to call it, The Golden Seal Bull Moose Moving Picture Appreciation Society of the 1934 World's Fair) were hosted by our favorite thesaurifinous curmudgel, Armond White, who took the occasion to <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/01/armond-white-makes-annette-bening-cry" target="_blank">repeatedly diss</a> The Social Network and almost make Annette Bening cry.


Armond White’s nemesis got canned

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I'm not going to falsely eulogize him by pretending that I read his reviews (they seem okay), but long-time Village Voice film critic J.


Frotcast 80: Burnsy’s Corner, David Lee Roth, British Bill Cosby, Armond White reviews the Frotcast

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Listen on the player above, or <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/filmdrunk80.mp3" target="_blank">download this week's episode as an mp3 here</a> (right-click, "save as.

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Armond White loved Jack & Jill

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I was in the middle of writing up one of my <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/tag/plot-recreated-with-reviews" target="_blank">Plot-Recreated-With-Scathing-Reviews</a> posts for Jack & Jill (currently sitting at 2% on Rottentomatoes, and only because of a pretty loose interpretation of what constitutes a "fresh" rating), when I came across <a href="http://cityarts.info/2011/11/11/plumbing-ethnicity-sandler%E2%80%99s-jack-jill-and-tyler-perry/" target="_blank">Armond White's glowing review</a> in CityArts, in which he called it "hilarious" and compared it to Ernst Lubitsch (ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, PROLES.

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8.22 The Cooler

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