NASCAR

Good News, Good Old Boys: Danica Patrick Is Hitting The Open Market

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Divorce is never cause for celebration, unless it involves Olivia Wilde in a year or so – sorry, Jason Sudeikis, we love you but… it’s an Internet thing – and it pains me to bring more light to the recent news that NASCAR’s first lady of turning left, Danica Patrick, and her husband, that guy who she married, are indeed calling quits after seven years.

TONY STEWART

If You Missed The Good Sam Roadside Assistance 500, Here’s A 25-Car Pile-Up

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Here's a lesson to the people in charge of NASCAR: Don't call something the "Roadside Assistance 500" unless you're ready for 500 people needing roadside assistance.

RACING

People Don't Think You're An Athlete Because You Drive A Car? Fight Them

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Jeffrey Earnhardt, grandson of "The Intimidator" Dale Earnhardt and nephew of "Not As Intimidating But He's In Jeans Commercials" Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

RACING

Dover International Speedway Widens Seats To Make Room For AMERICA

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Whenever I get low on The American Spirit, I can always count on Fark and the fine men and other men of ESPN NASCAR to dip said spirit in flour, deep fry it and shove it down my throat.

#Twitter

Put Away Those Boobs, Ladies, Kasey Kahne Is Trying To Shop

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In today's hottest "NASCAR driver might not have a great perspective on the world" news, driver Kasey Kahne offended every single human woman on Twitter when he saw a lady breastfeeding her child at the grocery store and jumped on the Internet to complain about it.

CAR CRASH

This Crash Doesn’t Look Very Fun

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I’m not much of a rally car racing fan, as I’m more into drifting my Civic while I wear a sleeveless mesh shirt and listen to P.

NASCAR

Who The F–k Is Trevor Bayne?

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Just when you thought NASCAR was about to die, they do something pretty interesting.

#video games

A Very Well-Engineered Waste Of Time

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Do you remember the classic racing video game Wipeout.

AUTO RACING

Hey, Race Cars Aren’t Supposed To Fly

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I wondered what the point of Europe's Formula Two was, but my questions have been answered.

Great Britain

HENRY SURTEES DIED

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British racing driver Henry Surtees was killed Sunday during a Formula Two race when a stray tire coming loose from a separate wreck bounced onto the track and collided with his head.

IN THE YEAR 2000...

DAVID CARRADINE: 1936-2009

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I was pretty disappointed that with David Carradine's untimely stanglebation suicide over the weekend (or whatever it was) that there wasn't more attention given to Carradine's Ulysses, the dystopic cult classic Death Race 2000.

SWIMMING

DANICA PATRICK IS ON A CAR, IN A BIKINI

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Indy racer Danica Patrick is in the Swimsuit Issue for the second consecutive year, and this year's spread is way way better than last year's.

RALLY CARS

THEY SHOULD PROBABLY PUT A SIGN UP

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Today's riddle: What's 14 times better than one rally car crashing.


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