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Patriots-Falcons Live Blog, First Half

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[via] The whole country will be in a rush to ditch this game once the "Breaking Bad" finale starts.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Sports On TV: South Park’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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Edit: We're re-running this today in celebration of the 16th anniversary (to the day) of 'South Park's' first airing.

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This Week In F–k You: Greg Bedard

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It's quite a lofty feat to be more annoying than Peter King on PK's own site in the first week of its operation, but that's exactly what Greg Bedard has managed to accomplish.

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Jon Gruden In Booty Shorts: No, No, Too Sexy

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Back in April, Jon Gruden stopped by a hair salon in Tampa to get his trademark Chucky hair trimmed.

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Young Bill Belichick Was Horrifying

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Sorry if my posting this before bed results in nightmares.

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Meast and Least For Week 11

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After Rob Gronkowski broke his forearm on Sunday, everyone had a good laugh at the Patriots in general and Bill Belichick in particular for being his usual dickish grumblelord self by running up the score late in a certain victory and having it backfire on him.

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Your NFL Recap: Week 3

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Picking the most important game to highlight was easy for this week's recap.

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Bill Belichick’s Little League Photo Is Great

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One of the Internet’s greatest time-wasters, aside from YouTube black holes and Reddit threads, is the Sports Illustrated photo vault.

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Loogit All Them Purdy NFL Pictures

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At least the kid died with a creepy mustache.

#NFL

Trimming The Fat: New England Patriots Cut Albert Haynesworth

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Albert Haynesworth, he of mammoth size, attitude and contract, was let go by the New England Patriots on Tuesday.

#NFL

R.I.P. Zeus: Orlando Brown Dead At 40

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Former Baltimore Ravens offensive tackle and 11-season NFL veteran Orlando "Zeus" Brown was found dead in his Baltimore home today at the age of 40, and nobody is quite sure why.

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YARRRR! BE GONE SINGLES! THIS BE A COUPLES SKATE!

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I recall it was last week that I proclaimed "Bill Belichick: A Football Life" to be unwatchable on near "Whitney"-ian levels.

#TAYLOR SWIFT

8.17 The Cooler

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Bill Belichick in: ‘How to Urinate Like a Pro’

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As you've almost certainly noticed, there's been a marked uptick in the amount of urine-related imagery on KSK over the last week.

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BILL BELICHICK KILLED HIS OWN TEAM

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If you missed the last five minutes of last night's game between the Colts and Patriots--which is not a rivalry but a fine matchup nonetheless--you saw Bill Belichick instantly shed the label of "coaching genius" when he sent his offense back out onto the field for a 4th and 2 play from his own 28 yard line.

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11.16 The Cooler

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