#Dumb Criminals

These Hungry Burglary Suspects Left A Trail Of Macaroni Salad Behind Them

These Build-A-Burger burglary suspects might have escaped if they hadn't grabbed a bowl of macaroni salad to go.

VANILLA ICE

Rapper-Turned-House-Flipper Vanilla Ice Thinks His Arrest Has Been ‘Blown Out Of Proportion’

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The DIY Network star briefly discussed last week's arrest while promoting his show on 'Good Morning America'.

VANILLA ICE

Vanilla Ice Was Arrested On Charges Of Home Burglary In South Florida

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The star of 'The Vanilla Ice Project' allegedly helped himself to another homeowner's stuff while working on his latest house flip.

#Miley Cyrus

A Vegan Fitness Model Stole Miley Cyrus’ Maserati With Her Boyfriend

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The couple who stole Miley Cyrus' care are ridiculous human beings.

THEFT

Burglars In New Mexico Stole Dwarf Porn DVDs And Then Torched A Mobile Home

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That’s right, burglars in New Mexico, not Florida, are reportedly responsible for a mobile home fire after they broke in and stole a variety of goods from the place.

SEXUAL ASSAULT SERVICES

Apologetic Burglars Returned Computers They Stole From A Sexual Assault Services Office

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A group of crooks broke into a sexual assaults services office, but returned what they stole the next day when they realized what they had done.

LL COOL J

LL Cool J broke a hobo's jaw

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LL Cool J's music career pre-dated gangster rap and now he plays a cop on a bland TV show, but that doesn't mean he won't still beat you to a pulp if he catches you trying to steal his stuff.


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