#Batman

This Is Why We Love Halloween: NFL Cheerleaders Do Their Costumed Thing

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With Halloween upon us, most of you are probably recovering from a weekend of cheap booze and heavy drooling over naughty *insert occupation* and, if you’re anything like me, you’re eager to shut all the lights off and watch Monday Night Football in complete silence.

#NFL

Ray Rice Is Decent Enough And 4 Random Thoughts From This Weekend’s NFL Action

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I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong about something, so I had no problem making fun of myself yesterday while Ray Rice made me and the Pittsburgh Steelers look incredibly foolish.

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Carolina Panthers Officially 0-1

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In an announcement akin to holding a Christmas present that feels like it's jeans and opening it to find out that, yep, it's jeans, the Carolina Panthers have made rookie Cam Newton their official Week 1 starter against the Arizona Cardinals.

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Alex Smith Is Awful And Other Random Thoughts From The NFL This Weekend

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There’s not a thing to be learned by watching a preseason NFL game.

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Green Eggs And Cam

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Today's <a href="http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/15418681/newtons-theory-of-training-camp-learn-have-fun?ttag=gen10_on_all_fb_na_txt_0001">CBS Sports interview with Cam Newton</a> features this line, a paragraph unto itself only two paragraphs down, and tells you pretty much everything you need to know.

#Justin Bieber

Cam Newton Was Like Baby, Baby, Baby

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Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers has it all.

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The 2011 NFL Draft Starts Tonight

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Originally, I was going to put together a first round mock draft to pretend like I had any clue how the 2011 NFL Draft was going to unfold and thankfully I talked myself out of kidding myself.

#NFL

Please Don’t Tell Me Choosing Between Andrew Luck And Jimmy Clausen Is A Hard Decision

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Jimmy Clausen has been one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL this season, and that's not hyperbole.

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From Worst To First: The Carolina Panthers

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/12/your-nfl-recap-week-16"> In 2010, Charlotte-area sports suck, for lack of a better term. The Bobcats boast one of their league's worst records in 9-19 and things look even bleaker when <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/michael-jordan">the G.O.A.T.'s</a> choice in wardrobe has a brighter future than the team itself.

#NFL

‘UH, SORRY I CALLED YOU RUTHLESS’

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Derek Anderson already has apologized for calling Cleveland Browns fans "ruthless," which seems to me like apologizing for calling water wet.

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JAKE DELHOMME GOT CUT :(

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It only <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/04/this-dance-will-earn-you-42-million">took a year and $42 million</a> for the Carolina Panthers to realize what the rest of the world already knew: Jake Delhomme is finished.

#NFL

Your Week 16 NFL Recap

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"Time to separate the platinum from the white gold/Right from the door/The real from the fake, Ready rock from the raw.

#NFL

An Abridged History Of The New Orleans Saints

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My name is <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/author/david-d">David D.</a> and I’m a Saints fan.

#NFL

NFL: CAROLINA HEADHUNTER SUSPENDED 1 GAME

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Carolina Panthers special teamer Dante Wesley was suspended by the NFL for one game after this hit on Tampa Bay Buccaneers punt returner Clifton Smith.

#NFL

Your Week 6 NFL Recap

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Week 6’s headliner saw undefeated <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/new-orleans-saints">New Orleans</a> and New York meet up in the Superdome to determine NFC supremacy.

#NFL

‘I NEVER REALLY LIKED YOU AS A QUARTERBACK’

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Carolina Panthers wide receiver Steve Smith has shown the occasional flash of questionable judgement over the course of his NFL career, but he seems to be right on the money with this assessment of his quarterback.

#NFL

SOMEONE ACTUALLY STOLE THIS CAR

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Carolina Panthers linebacker Thomas Davis has a very plain name, so he made sure to stand out with his souped up 1975 Caprice Classic, painted metallic purple with 26-inch rims and a plethora of electronic wizardry in the dash.

#NFL

THIS DANCE WILL EARN YOU $42 MILLION

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One of the biggest arguments about the huge rookie contracts is that veterans typically have to settle for less money.

#NFL

THIS COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE ANY GAYER

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Earlier this week, the Titans' LenDale White joined Panthers running backs DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart on the Best Damn Sports Show Period to talk about the rights to the "Smash and Dash" nickname.


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