strong takes

Fan dresses up as car-crash Cam Newton

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Move over Fireman Ed, the NFL has a new ultimate fan.

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Cam Newton Is God’s Fantasy Quarterback

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Looks like God has to hit the waiver wire this week.

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Cam Newton Taken To Hospital After Car Accident

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Newton staying at the hospital overnight after his car flipped four times in a crash on Tuesday.

Tire Fire

Saints, Panthers brawl after Cam Newton taunt

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The Saints didn't want to see any Superman celebrations.

twitter hack

Cam Newton Finally Figured Out Why His Twitter Account Got Hacked

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Cam Newton really needs a computer tutorial. Can someone help Cam?

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Monday Night Football Makes a Big Suck Smoothie

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Mark Sanchez is a winner, though Connor Barwin was the beast.

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Panthers-Eagles MNF Live Blog

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Mark Sanchez makes his first start as an Eagle against the struggling Panthers.

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The Saints Win A Game on The Road

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The Saints take over the lead in the NFC South and once again it looks like the division will have a new champ.

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Saints-Panthers TNF Live Blog, Second Half

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Four first turnovers and two scores. Yup, it's the NFC South.

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Saints-Panthers TNF Live Blog

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The battle for who is the least bad in the NFC South.

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Thursday Night Hype: Saints vs. Panthers

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This one is for all the marbles. All the really sad, underperforming marbels.

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Referee Tries To Help Up Cam Newton, Receives a Five

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The ref just wants to help but no one wants to be helped by the refs.

ROSIE PEREZ

Kelvin Benjamin Was Really Confused Because He Did Not Know NFL Games Could End In A Tie

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Here's Rosie Perez explaining ties to Carolina Panthers WR Kelvin Benjamin.

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The Panthers And Bengals Combine For The Highest Scoring Tie In NFL History

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That's like the most sultry kiss with your cousin, a record I believe that previously belonged to George Michael Bluth.

CHEERLEADERS

Hey You Over There, We See You Creepin’ On That Cheerleader

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That awkward moment when you got caught red-handed creepin' on a cheerleader.


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