BEST OF 2014

Cocaine, Conspiracies, And Cable Comedies: 10 Of The Best Things About Television In 2014

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From cocaine to explosions to the whole "True Detective" deal, here are 10 of the best things about TV in 2014.

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Joe Biden’s Son Was Discharged From The Navy Reserve After Testing Positive For Cocaine

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Hunter Biden reportedly tested positive for cocaine and was booted from the Navy Reserve in February.

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The Most Ridiculous Cocaine GIFs From Television’s Surprisingly Coke-Fueled 2014

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Let's look back at the most ridiculous cocaine moments from the past year of TV.

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Michael Bay Is Making The Most Michael Bay-Sounding TV Show Ever

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TNT is letting Michael Bay make the Michael Bay of TV shows.

BREAST IMPLANTS

A Nice Lady Smuggled Over Three Pounds Of Cocaine In Her Breast Implants

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Smuggling cocaine in your fake boobs is the perfect crime, until you're caught.

ROBERT DOWNEY JR.

Robert Downey Jr. Has Released A Statement About Son’s Cocaine Arrest

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"Unfortunately there’s a genetic component to addiction and Indio has likely inherited it."

#Jay Z

Reggie Miller Is Slang For 31 Grams Of Cocaine

Reggie Miller (Kirby Lee- USA TODAY Sports) Earlier this month, the New York State Police took down two large heroin distribution networks in Rochester and Buffalo as part of what they're calling Operation Crazy Train.

TOTALLY NOT SPORTS RELATED

A Woman Named Peyton Manning Was Arrested For Cocaine Possession

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An 18-year old Tennessee woman named Peyton Manning offered up the headline of the day when she was arrested on cocaine and pot charges.

#FLORIDA

You’ll Never Guess What A Florida Man Named Edward Cocaine Was Arrested For

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A Florida man was arrested for possession this week and the judge pretty much lost it when he heard the name of the man.

#gifs

Beorn From ‘The Hobbit’ Is Going To Jail For Being A Real-Life Cocaine Bear

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Mikael Persbrandt plays shape-shifter Beorn in the last two Hobbit films, and his criminal conviction reminds us of the Cocaine Bear meme.

VATICAN

In A Shocking Story, Cocaine Was Seized By German Officials Headed To The Vatican

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Cocaine was found headed toward the Vatican by German officials. You'd think praying was enough.

#CONAN

Conan Rides A Mechanical Bull In Honor Of 'Dallas Week' And We Wildly Speculate Possible Alternatives

Conan is heading to Dallas for a week of shows and he's bringing his mechanical bull with him.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Must Watch: The Hilarious Cocaine Segment From The Series Premiere Of ‘Review’

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"Review" very well might be the funniest new show of the year. Here's a good example why.

#ARCHER

‘Archer’ Went All ‘Breaking Bad’ In A Portion Of Their New ‘Archer Vice’ Title Sequence

Is that the organic synthesis of cocaine in the background of Aisha Tyler's portion of the Archer Vice title sequence?

#gifs

Martin Freeman Credits Cocaine For The Success Of ‘The Hobbit’

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This Martin Freeman interview from the premiere of 'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug' is pure gold.

#STEPHEN COLBERT

Naturally, Stephen Colbert Had Something Hilarious To Say About The GOP Congressman Caught In A Coke Bust

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Tea Party Congressman Trey Radel pled guilty this week to purchasing an 8-ball of cocaine from an undercover cop. Cue Stephen Colbert.


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