Allow Conan To Show You How Bad Oreos Are For You


Oreos are seriously detrimental to your health; as bad as cocaine is, apparently. Yes, it may be news to you and I, but Oreos are apparently THAT addictive.


Horrifying Study: Oreos May Be As Addictive As Cocaine

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A recent study suggests that high sugar snacks like Oreos may be just as addictive to people as drugs like cocaine.

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Carrie Fisher Says She’s Coming Back For ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’

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Carrie Fisher confirmed she'll return as Princess Leia in 'Star Wars: Episode VII', but it's Carrie Fisher, so it may all be a drug-fueled hallucination.


THR profiles the Worst Oscars number of all time (with video)

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Hollywood Reporter is doing some solid work today, catching up with Eileen Bowman, an actress who, in 1989, played Snow White opposite pre-<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Lowe#Sex_tape_controversy" target="_blank">sex scandal</a> Rob Lowe in one of the most disastrous Oscars musical numbers of all time.

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‘Bang With Friends’ Will Allegedly Help You Find Friends Who Are DTF

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Here's a pro tip: if there's a friend you're dying to bang, just get some cocaine, have them do lines with you, and then go dancing. You're welcome.

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Get Excited About Travelling Back To 2010 For A ‘Hot Tub Time Machine’ Sequel

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Did you enjoy Hot Tub Time Machine but found yourself plaintively screaming "but then what happened" at the end? MGM has got your back.

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Hunter S. Thompson Did Not F*ck Around

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An AP reporter had Hunter S. Thompson's biographer chronicle what Thompson's typical day involved. It was anything but typical.


VIDEO: Comedian brings heckler on stage, finds cocaine on him

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Here's a fun little video that's been making the rounds among my stand-up comedian friends: comedian Jake Weisman, performing at the Hell Yes Fest in New Orleans over the weekend, finds himself dealing with your typical drunk jackass who thinks he's helping entertain the audience by interjecting dumb comments in the middle of Weisman's set ups (you'd be amazed at how common it is for drunk people to talk to the the guy on stage as if it's a private conversation between just them two - I mentioned this phenomenon in my <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/04/strangely-buff-dave-chappelle-performs-for-sell-out-crowd-in-san-francisco" target="_blank">Dave Chappelle story</a> a while back).


$450K for Hollywood Cocaine Whistleblower

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This might seem a little inside baseball, but any time a guy in the movie business is nicknamed "Cokey the Clown," I'm covering it.


Here Is A Picture Of Kelly Bundy Holding A Falcon And A Snake

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This picture of Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate) holding a hawk and a snake is amazing on many, many levels.

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Princess Leia’s coke addiction preserved in Star Wars (PHOTO)

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Rumors abound about Carrie Fisher's past as an incorrigible cocaine addict, mainly because Carrie Fisher won't shut up about it, in her books, one-woman shows, and impromptu, Home Depot parking performance pieces.

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Music Is Cocaine, Basically


Remember this video the next time a song makes you happy beyond words. Now you'll know exactly why.

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Links Love Cocaine And Star Wars


Jimmy Fallon And Paul Rudd Star In Fake Movie Posters For Movies That Should Be Real |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/02/jimmy-fallon-and-paul-rudd-fake-movie-posters/" target="blank">UPROXX</a>| One-Of-A-Kind Toys Based On Pop Culture Characters.


Evan Dando Of The Lemonheads Seems Like A Fun Guy To Party With

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I honestly can't remember the last time Lemonheads frontman and <a href="http://stereogum.com/542081/evan-dando-shares-911-conspiracy-theory/news/">9/11 conspiracy theorist</a> Evan Dando, or his band -- which rose to prominence in the early 90s with the release of their <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DvK6VTG67U">punkish cover of "Mrs. Robinson"</a> -- crossed my mind, but I'm guessing it was around the time I last ate a box of Lemonheads, which I estimate to have been at least 3 years ago.


Is This Powder-Faced Mugshot Man A Mystery Wrapped Within An Enigma Wrapped Within An 8-Ball?

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You know <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLLb5_YN3j4">that scene in True Romance where Eliot is getting blown by a whore</a> while speeding through the hills of Hollywood only to wind up with cocaine all over his face after getting pulled over by a cop.

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Steven Tyler Is Looking Good

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What you see above is not Steven Tyler's Halloween get-up.


Hunter S. Thompson Bought Drugs Like A Boss, Tequila Cat, And Links


Frotcast 61: Punte, Clips from Vince's Stand Up Comedy, The Val Kilmer Song Title Game |FilmDrunk| Charlie Sheen Is Not Impressed by Your Drug Jokes + Ashton Kutcher's 53-Foot Trailer |WarmingGlow| 10 Fauxgos with So Much Brand Recognition They Should Be for [...].


The Dugout: Cuba, Texas, Same Thing

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The Texas Rangers have been one of my favorite teams for almost as long as I’ve been a fan of baseball.

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