#NBA

'Kris Humphries Is A Douchebag' Doesn't Make Kris Humphries Less Of A Douchebag

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Kris Humphries is a Douchebag from Kris Humphries It's like when Jessica Simpson puts her fingers in her mouth and makes "widdle ol' me" face because she's monetized being dumb.

#MLB

Update: Turns Out Crybaby Rangers Fan Has Pretty Good Parents

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Yesterday, we had a pretty great discussion about the young Texas Rangers fan who cried when Mitch Moreland tossed a ball into the stands and it was caught by a couple that spent the next 10 minutes taking photos of each other with that ball.

#THE LEAGUE

Some Dude Stole ‘The League’s’ Idea for Netflix with Ties

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Back in December, "The League" featured an episode where Taco came up with the not-so-crazy idea of a Netflix type service for neck ties called "Neckflix.

#Twitter

Put Away Those Boobs, Ladies, Kasey Kahne Is Trying To Shop

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In today's hottest "NASCAR driver might not have a great perspective on the world" news, driver Kasey Kahne offended every single human woman on Twitter when he saw a lady breastfeeding her child at the grocery store and jumped on the Internet to complain about it.

#Christmas

Friday Morning Links: Can’t Sleep, Ice Skating Clown Will Eat Me

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Links Christmas Commercials from the 1950s and ’60s Are the Best -.

SCHMIDT

Television’s Biggest Douchebags in 2011

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"Douchebag" has come a long way since the 1960s when its meaning was spun-off from vaginal cleaning contraption into the most commonly used pejorative in the English language.

#Twitter

CNBC’s Darren Rovell Has Appointed Himself Chief Of Twitter Police

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Let me just get right to this: Darren Rovell, host of CNBC's awful Sports Biz, is the worst.

the oscars

Tubby Douchebag Out as Oscars Producer

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If you've been following the Brett Ratner skeeve-fest at FilmDrunk, it should come as no surprise that the Tower Heist director has resigned as the producer of this February's Oscars telecast.

OLIVIA MUNN

Yeah, Brett Ratner Is The Worst

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To be honest, I really had no intention of seeing Tower Heist this weekend after reading the profile of Brett Ratner in the New York Times last weekend.

#NBA

Las Vegas Used To Be Better Than This

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I think the best part of Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries is that we’re pretty much done ever having to mention Humphries again.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Oh, So *This* Is Why Some People Hate Occupy Wall Street

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As Brett noted yesterday on UPROXX, Stephen Colbert infiltrated Occupy Wall Street dressed up as Che Guevara for a segment on "The Colbert Report.

#IMPACT WRESTLING

Just What Wrestling Needs: More Douchebags

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If you don't watch terrible television, you might not know that professional wrestling is obsessed with MTV's 'Jersey Shore'.

STEVE HARWELL

Douchebags For Charity

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Occasionally, the Internet is a weird force for good.

#Entourage

How ‘Entourage’ Should Have Ended

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In case you missed the "Entourage" series finale, congratulations.

#NFL

We Can Officially Blame The Lawyers

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Yesterday, Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe was seemingly the first NFL player to respond to allegations that Peyton Manning, Drew Brees, Vincent Jackson and Logan Mankins were seeking special treatment (a la Reggie White in 1993) through their antitrust lawsuit with 6 other players.

#Entourage

New Entourage Poster All Introspective And Sh*t

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The miniature humans who comprise the cast of "Entourage" gathered on a mountainous overlook of Los Angeles for the new poster promoting the show's eighth and final season.

Steven Seagal

Lying Pastor stole his Navy SEAL stories from Steven Seagal

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In the wake of SEAL Team 6 successfully shooting Osama Bin Laden in the face, Harrisburg, PA's Patriot-News reached out to local veterans for human interest stories about their own service.

#NBA

Jack Black Is Hilarious, A Lakers Fan

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When not starring in massive blockbusters like Gulliver’s Travels and Year One, Jack Black is a huge Los Angeles Lakers fan.


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