Las Vegas Used To Be Better Than This

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11.03.11 10 Comments

I think the best part of Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries is that we’re pretty much done ever having to mention Humphries again. I wish I could say that about Kardashian, but I’m almost ready to bet my house that she shows up at a Miami Dolphins game within the next few weeks. Humphries, though, just needs to fill out some paperwork and sign on the dotted line to secure his status as an afterthought.

That’s what makes the above image so sad. Humphries was set to host a party at the Chateau Nightclub in Las Vegas this Saturday and I’m sure it would have been huge. After all, who wouldn’t want to go party with the husband of a girl who made a sex tape? Then the divorce happened, Chateau canceled the gig (Humphries said he canceled it because he’s sad, but come on) and now Humphries will probably head back to his family in Minnesota and try to work on his career-best 10 points per game with the hopes that the new CBA doesn’t cripple mid level contracts.

As for Vegas, in the 18 to 35 years I’ve been alive, I’ve never been there. I’d love to go do some gambling and throw up on someone, but it’s sh*t like this that keeps me away. I don’t want to go to a city where Humphries is treated like a star. He wasn’t even a star in Newark, NJ so why the hell should I treat him like one in Vegas? I’d rather see Carrot Top open for Criss Angel.

On a related side note: I know we occasionally take some heat for the galleries that we post, which is why we try to keep them as entertaining and fresh as we possibly can so we feel like we’re offering you something for your time and effort. And to add to that and show you how hard we try, the fine people at E! – the network responsible for the Kardashian empire – offer us “15 Super Sexy Basketball Hunks” (via PBT) as part of its “Athlebrity Zone.” Among the players that qualify for Super Sexy? Paul Pierce, Kyle Korver, Tracy McGrady and… Quentin Richardson? I think it’s clear that we need to bring our troops home and invade E!.

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