A Stick To The Face Turned Edmonton Oiler Sam Gagner Into A Monster

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Edmonton Oilers player Sam Gagner got hit in the face with a stick and tweeted his grotesquely swollen jaw (and his gross teeth).


Taylor Hall Is A Secret Samurai, Redefines The Term ‘Slashing’

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And now, Taylor Hall turning into Yojimbo to slash Zbynek Michalek in the third period of Edmonton's 3-1 loss to the Phoenix.


How Are People In Canada Coping With The NHL Lockout? Sex Toys, Of Course

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As we dip our toes into the 66th day of this NHL lockout, it shouldn’t surprise many people that yesterday’s latest crucial meeting was a complete dud, as talks lasted a whopping two hours.


10 Examples Of Karma Biting Teams In The A**

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You don’t have to be a praying man to believe that what goes around comes around.


The NHL's No. 1 Draft Pick Really Knows How To Use Twitter

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Last Friday, the Edmonton Oilers surprised no one when they selected 18-year old Russian phenom Nail Yakupov with the first pick of the 2012 NHL Entry Draft.


Lesson: Pick Up All Hitchhikers

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Edmonton Oilers center Steve (I'm sorry, Gilbert) Brule thought he recognized a hitchhiker on the side of the road in British Columbia, so he got his girlfriend to stop the car, drive back and pick him up.


Dallas Stars Make Fighting Fun

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As much as I bag on hockey, I really do like the sport despite being a St.


Welcome To The NHL

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In last Saturday's game that had the Los Angeles Kings beating the Edmonton Oilers 5-2, Kings defenseman Drew Doughty decided to decapitate (please acknowledge that great alliteration) Edmonton's poor little rookie Taylor Hall, the pride and joy of the Oilers right now.



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Writing down full descriptions for hockey fights is tiresome and forces me to learn background information I don't want to know, so here's a little breakdown of the roles in this quick and dirty Canucks-Oilers dust-up: Mattias Ohlund: checker Erik Cole: checkee Cole's teammate Sheldon Souray: puncher Ohlund: punchee The most important thing about this video.



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