Summer Roberts fans everywhere grieve.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
There are actually three pieces of news that involve both Green Day and movies today, so we’ll start with the most relevant.
<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/claudia-sampedro-c.jpg"></a>Claudia Sampedro Rick Ross Sued Over Brawl At 2011 Birthday Party In New York <a href="http://allhiphop.com/2012/10/18/rapper-rick-ross-sued-over-brawl-at-2011-birthday-party-in-new-york/">[AHH]</a> Is Ray Lewis Done In The NFL.
It’s only fitting that Adam Sandler rose to fame as a comedian after recording a song about being sodomized with a shampoo bottle, because the films produced by his Happy Madison crew these days are sort of like that shampoo and our minds are his ass.
Happy Madison’s latest “comedy” That’s My Boy hits theaters on Friday, and for once I’m going to be first in line to see it, as opposed to waiting until late November to suck it up and watch Adam Sandler’s annual work for my Worst Films feature.
A few weeks back I accidentally used a picture of Minka Kelly when referring to Leighton Meester and my excuse was “Whatever bro, I’ve nailed them both.
If you know anything about the upcoming film Country Strong, it’s probably that Gwyneth Paltrow stars and that Gwyneth Paltrow sings country songs and that Gwyneth Paltrow sang at the Country Music Awards and that Gwyneth Paltrow was on Glee and that Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to buy this $6,000 umbrella with a handle crafted from the wood of Noah’s Ark.
I don't know about you, but when I read about the inspirational kabbalah beauty creams and decorative botox clutches in Gwyneth Paltrow's goop.
Oh snap, we just got punk'd.
I abhor making lists, especially ones that arbitrarily rank one thing as better than another.
GQ named Leighton Meester "Obsession of the Year" for its December issue, and I don't know if that award comes with a trophy or a restraining order, but the important thing about it is that it justified a lingerieffic <a href="http://www.gq.com/entertainment/movies-and-tv/200912/gossip-girl-leighton-meester-blair-waldorf-slideshow" target="_blank">photo shoot by Mark Abrahams</a>.
Gossip Girl (CW) -- I still can't care any less about this show, but I sure do like looking at Blake Lively and Leighton Meester.
A while back I posted a 30-second clip of Cobra Starship and Leighton Meester singing "Tonight" from West Side Story with the lyrics adapted to promote MTV's Video Music Awards -- yup, they still give out awards for stuff they no longer air on TV.
"Gossip Girl" star Leighton Meester is in a sex tape that has just hit the Web.
Jerks like me have a tendency to say mean things about "Gossip Girl," just because it's a Josh Schwartz teen soap that gets way more press than its small audience warrants.