Posts Tagged: NINJAS

battle wedding

Watch A Groom Battle Ninjas, Iron Man, Batman & More To Win His Bride’s Hand In Marriage At Their Wedding

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This incredible battle wedding video features a groom taking on ninjas, Iron Man, Batman, a knight and more, all for his lovely bride.

alternate cuts

‘The Wolverine’ Extended Edition Is The Wolverine You Always Wanted

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'The Wolverine' has an "unrated" cut that really should have been in theaters.

73 SPORTS MOVIES IN 73 DAYS

73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: '3 Ninjas'

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For today’s installment of <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/73-sports-movies-in-73-days/" target="_blank">73 Sports Movies in 73 Days</a>, I decided to buck this week’s trend of picking movies that I love by going with one that I’ve always hated – 3 Ninjas.

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Ninja Golf Swing

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This is what it looks like when a ninja swings a golf club.

Animals

Ninja Cat Deftly Avoids Kitten Attack

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Just when a naive kitten thinks he has his older friend cornered, the wiser cat deftly executes a slick parkour-style escape.

BASKETBALL

Danny Green Vs. A Child Ninja. Who Ya Got?

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Danny Green of the San Antonio Spurs was racing back to the locker room to watch the Sprint Halftime Report (I assume) and almost had his life ended when a CHILD NINJA appeared from out of nowhere and almost took him out.

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Urban Ninja 3

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The latest installment of the iconic and hilarious 'Urban Ninja' web series, in which Kinetsu Hayabusa surprises unsuspecting strangers by doing ninja things in urban settings.

BOUNCY 80S NIGHTCLUB LADY

Kung Fu, Knife Fights, Synth Pop, & Justice on the Streets of Orlando

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From the folks who brought you The FP and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/05/watch-klown-a-danish-comedy-about-sex-with-big-ladies" target="_blank">Klown</a> comes yet another batshit-looking release called Miami Connection.

Elderly Ninjas Attack! (& Your Morning Links)

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[via <a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1198748&l=16d8f8b089&id=121129571265816" target="_blank">IDLYITW</a>.

JUST THE BADASS PARTS

'Justified': Shaolin Shadowboxing

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This week's episode of "Justified" (titled "The Man Behind the Curtain") was the first in a while that didn't feature a main crime-of-the-week storyline.

ENGLAND

Middle-Aged Unemployed Ninja Briton

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Father of two and unemployed ex-military guard Ken Andre of Yeovil, Somerset, England, prowls the streets up to four nights a week in his Japanese Ninjutsu robe as a self-styled superhero named Shadow.

Dogs

Never Forget Ninja Corgi and the Links

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Twitter Reacts Hilariously to the Great East Coast Earthquake of 2011 |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/08/twitter-reacts-hilariously-to-the-great-east-coast-earthquake-of-2011/" target="blank">UPROXX</a>| Ryan Gosling's Esquire Profile: The Choice Quotes |<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/08/choice-quotes-from-esquires-ryan-gosling-profile" target="blank">FilmDrunk</a>| Supreme Fall/Winter 2011 Collection Lookbook |<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/08/supreme-fallwinter-2011-collection-lookbook" target="blank">TSS</a>| 5 Kickass Movie GIF Photosets: Part One |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/08/kick-ss-movie-photosets-part-one/" target="blank">UPROXX</a>| 5 Reasons Google+ Is Going to Crush Facebook |<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/feature/2011/08/five-reasons-google-is-going-to-crush-facebook/" target="blank">UPROXX</a>| R.

BACHELOR PAD

What’s On Tonight: Swimming, Ninjas & Food

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Bachelor Pad (ABC) - Tonight's episode features synchronized swimming.

Cats

Links With Vaders, Ninjas, and Pretty Ladies

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PICTURE ABOVE: "Volkswagen's Lil' Vader Max Page ran into OV James Earl Jones while hanging out in NYC.

DANNY HUSTON

Cowboys and Ninjas? Cowboys and Ninjas

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Some new clips from Warrior's Way are out and I am morally (sexually.

BYRD BILLINGS

Disgruntled karate instructor ninja attack should be a movie

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Lost in all the hubbub and butt plug of movie news is a real-life story with all the drama and intrigue of Hollywood blockbuster.

APPLE

UPDATE: Steve Jobs Is Probably Not A Ninja

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UPDATE: Now with Taiwanese animation video showing exactly what happened.

DAVID CARRADINE

Assistant accused of aiding autoerotic asphyxiation ninjas

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/CARRADINE.jpg"></a>To recap, a year ago today, David Carradine was <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/david-carradine-is-dead" target="_blank">found dead</a> in his hotel room in Bangkok.

AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION

BREAKING: CARRADINE AUTOPSY RULES OUT SUICIDE

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It shouldn't take an expert to tell you a guy wearing a wig, fishnets, and a rope tied around his junk didn't kill himself, but it's still nice to hear.


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