flatworms

This Hermaphroditic Flatworm Stabs Itself With A Needle-Tipped Dick To Reproduce

The Macrostomum hystrix flatworm will ambivalently stab itself with its own needle-tipped penis wherever is most convenient to reproduce.

erotic produce

Erotic Produce Is All The Rage In Barcelona Right Now

Flower stands in Barcelona have resorted to selling seeds for erotic fruits and vegetables after a ban on tourist souvenirs.

Sex

This Man Actually Heard His Penis Snap During Sex

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"All of a sudden I heard something snap. I've never known pain like this, it was absolutely excruciating."

#Viral Videos

This Is What Happens When Men Are Asked To Draw Their Ideal Vagina

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Here is what an ideal vagina looks like, according to men who have never opened an anatomy book.

WTF

Yes, Your Penis Can Try To Kill You

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You may never trust your genitals again.

NSFW

Meet The Man Who’s Lugging Around A Seven Pound Silicone Injected Penis

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The penis may actually be closer to ten pounds. That's the size of your head.

Penises

This Is What Happens When Women Are Asked To Draw Their Perfect Penis

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A bunch of women were given art supplies and asked to draw a penis of their ideal shape and size.

PENIS

This Wife Was A Bit Unsympathetic When Her Cheating Husband Almost Had His Dick Bitten Off

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When a cheating man tried to force himself on his wife's friend, he got his penis bitten almost completely off as his reward.

NAKED DUDES

A Naked Dude Is Terrorizing A Charlotte Neighborhood, And Police Are Powerless To Intervene

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Why can't police do anything to prevent this man from exposing himself to neighbors and children?

Medicine

The First Successful Penis Transplant Has Been Achieved

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Yes, finally, after decades of wondering, man has finally achieved the penis transplant.

#Video Games

That’s A Penis! ‘State Of Decay’ Employees Filled The Game With Hidden Dicks.

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Video game 'State Of Decay' has some interesting background graphics.

#Florida

A Florida Man Shot His Sister In The Butt Over A Penis-Shaped Birthday Cake

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We're kind of at a loss for words over this latest Florida story...

#Viral Videos

This Guy Drew A Dick A Day On Snapchat And Got Super Creative With It

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Now Dominic Intagliata is internet-famous for it. So what are you doing with your life?

Medicine

Science Has Finally Determined The Average Penis Size

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British researchers have established what the average penis really is. Suffice to say, it's not what people self-report.

50 SHADES OF GREY

Meet The Woman Who Allegedly Tried To Bite Her Boyfriend’s Penis Off While He Slept

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31-year-old Amber Ellis allegedly tried to bite her boyfriend's penis off while he slept. How's that for a rude awakening?

Medicine

Meet Foregen, The People Who Want To Regrow Your Foreskin

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Want a new foreskin? Foregen wants to grow you one! Possibly whether you want one or not.

THIS WEEK IN PENIS

This Girl On Tinder Requested A 7 Page Essay From A Potential Boo On Why His Penis Was ‘Worthy’

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Would you write a seven page essay to win over a girl on Tinder? This guy did, with some help from Reddit.


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