PENIS

Man Gets Penis Stuck In Pipe For Two Days, Finally Calls Doctors With Unbelievable Explanation

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A man whose penis was stuck in a pipe for two full days offered an unbelievable explanation to doctors.

#viral video

Watch News Anchors React In Horror After A Fox Affiliate Accidentally Shows A Penis On The Air

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Wait until you see the team at Fox 31 in Denver react when they accidentally put a penis on the screen.

REDDIT

There’s A Penis Hidden In A Scene From ‘An American Tale: Fievel Goes West’

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Thanks to some Internet snooping, a penis drawing was found on a single frame during a scene in 'An American Tale: Fievel Goes West.'

#ROBOCOP

Fatal Farm’s ‘RoboCop’ Remake Features A LOT Of Penis Shooting

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Fifty amateur and professional filmmakers contributed to 'Our RoboCop Remake,' but no scene may be more ridiculous than the one created by Fatal Farm.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Make Fun Of Vladimir Putin And You Just Might Get A Giant Wooden Penis On Your Car

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One of the people behind a popular Twitter parody account that takes on Putin and the Russian government found a giant wooden penis chained to her car.

UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI

Someone Drew A Giant Penis In The Snow On The Field At Cincinnati’s Nippert Stadium

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A band of merry pranksters drew a giant penis in the snow on the field at the University of Cincinnati's Nippert Stadium.

#instagram

A Subway ‘Sandwich Artist’ Instagrammed A Photo Of His Not-Quite-Footlong On Some Bread

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The next time you eat Subway, be warned: your bread may have been touched by a sandwich artist's junk.

PENIS DRAWINGS

There Is A Drawing Of A Penis On The Mars Surface

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NASA'S Mars Rover drew a penis on the surface of Mars. Good job, nerds.

THIS WEEK IN PENIS

Man Born Without A Penis Will Have One Made … Out Of His Arm

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Meet Andrew Wardle, a British man who was born without a penis, but is getting one made...out of his arm.

#Mad Men

Breaking: Giant Ding Dong Invades America

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There has been an unbelievable amount of great TV news today.

Politics

Haha, They Said ‘Weiner’

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I'm gonna keep things simple and lowbrow: here's a collection of local news anchors saying "Weiner" while talking about the disgraced New York congressman (today's New York Post front page: "OBAMA BEATS WEINER").

PENIS

Ha Ha, She Said ‘Pea-ness’

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Here's a clip from an episode of "Iron Chef" where the starring ingredient was peas.

#PARKS AND RECREATION

Ron Swanson Sure Looks Different

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Warming Glow reader William is revisiting "Deadwood" on Blu-Ray, and he emailed with a disturbing bit of minutiae: Nick Offerman, better known as Ron Swanson in "Parks and Recreation," appeared nude in the first season of the HBO western.

PENIS

Weak.

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This video of Australian news anchor Belinda Heggen putting down sports reporter Mark Aiston has been everywhere the last two days, and I've been reluctant to post it because it feels scripted as hell.

Weather

Forecast: Hard, Throbbing Rain

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"Well folks, the last week of hot, humid weather has been a long tease leading up to this strong front thrusting from the northeast.

PENIS

More News Anchors Should Be Autistic

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This video started to make the rounds on Friday, but I saved it for today because I like my weekly dosage of awkwardness on Mondays.

WILL AND GRACE

NEED PENIS SURGERY? DEBRA MESSING IS THERE FOR YOU.

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This cheerful penis surgery photo appeared on <a href="http://deadspin.com/5437105/at-least-the-lady-from-will--grace-held-my-hand-while-the-deranged-zimbabwean-doctor-took-my-foreskin" target="_blank">Deadspin</a> without any context, but if I had to wager a guess, it has something to do with <a href="http://debra-m.com/2009/12/emmy-award-winning-actress-debra-messing-visits-zimbabwe/" target="_blank">Debra Messing's trip to Zimbabwe</a>, where the actress/Population Services International Ambassador promoted stopping the spread of HIV/AIDS.

ZAIN VERJEE

I JUST HOPE NO ONE’S ALLERGIC TO PENIS

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I didn't see this when it happened a couple weeks ago, but here's CNN's Zain Verjee repeatedly saying "penis" instead of "peanuts.

PENIS

HARRY POTTER HANGS OUT WITH WANG OUT

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(Daniel Radcliffe in Extras)According to an interview with <a href="http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2007/09/04/radcliffe-to-bare-all-on-broadway-as-equus-eyes-late-08-opening/" target="_blank">MTV</a>, Daniel Radcliffe will be performing Equus, that play about horses and Harry Potter's wiener, on Broadway sometime next year.


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